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WO+

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may
vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a
range of precious stones and absorbs great
quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior
warning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to
man.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better
specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several
can be maintained at different locations as long
as specimens do not come in direct contact with
each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT
CAN CAUSE
SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND
MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS.